[Note to nobody in particular: While the main focus on this site will eventually be reviews, I won’t be seeing any films until next week, and won’t be buying a game until Fallout: New Vegas comes out. Until then, I’m probably just posting thoughts on trailers and other random shit. Amateur bloggers have to start somewhere, right?]
Well, it looks like I’ve found a birthday present for my Grandpa. Set for a limited release and positively received at an international showing in Cannes, Nude Nuns With Big Guns throws all secrecy out the window and will join a lineup of B-Movie throwbacks such as the Grindhouse flicks, Machete, and other future films like Hobo With A Shotgun. All those movies are (or sound) fine and dandy, but do they have naked nuns? Exactly.
Confession’s gonna be real interesting with that one.
I have to say, both Grindhouse films were fantastic, but the mini-revival they started for grainy and schlocky B-Movies may be the best thing they ever did. Nothing pleases me more than watching slutty Latino women pull box cutters out of their hoo-hahs while only wearing a Pope hat. Nothing.