My Top 5 Most Adorable Characters In Cartoons and Video Games.

4 11 2010

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I love adorable things. I may be a straight male, but that does not mean I can’t enjoy adorable things. Here are 5 things I find absolutely adorable:

#5-Keria From Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy

Just look at her!

This character only makes a few appearances in the first installment of the Jak and Daxter series, but she is pretty. If that wasn’t enough, she is obviously very intelligent, as she is builds you various machines, and seems to know many facts about science and mechanics. Adorable. She is smart and pretty. Rather adorable indeed.

#4-Rat From Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Aw. Baby Rat is adorable.

[Yes, it’s very small, but there’s no better result. If you can’t see it, he is pretty cute. – Suppes]

Rat is the pet and worker for the evil Dr. Zalost. Dr. Zalost always commands Rat to cuddle with him. A bit homoerotic if you ask me. Interspecies homoerotic. Odd. But Rat soon devolves into a small baby rat, which just may be one of the most adorable things on television. Crying and wearing a small diaper (Which is weird, because I hate human babies), Baby Rat is adorable! But Dr. Zalost demands on kicking him while the Doctor attempts to depress Muriel as much as he himself is depressed. But after Zalost eats some of Muriel’s “happy plums”, he transfigures into a happy man; not an insane scientist. Cool. In the end scene he gives Baby Rat a hug, and Rat gives out a sigh of relief. Adorable.

#3-Saria from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

Look at how hipster this girl is. YES PLEASE.

Saria is one of the minor female characters in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. She gives your first ocarina, starting your true quest into the land of Hyrule. How sweet of her. She also teaches you possibly the catchiest tune of all video game time.

She is one of the cuter video game characters in the land of Video gamedom. Yet the only problem is later you grow into a stud older than Saria, who conveniently does not age. Uh oh. Stay away from her Link, the prisons in the Gerudo lands are not a place for a hero. Anyways, she is rather pretty for a video game character. Also, look at her hipsterness. Green dress, and matching green hair, cut short. Wooo! That’s my kind of gal.

#2-Courage the Cowardly Dog, from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Aw! Look at him dance!

Courage the Cowardly Dog is pretty darn cute. Maybe because he is so cowardly. But when Courage is excited, he sounds just adorable. “Yay!” Or when he’s sad, “Ohhh.” :(. But I digress, he’s just cute. When he dances, when he’s happy, when he’s sad. Some people may be all like, “He’s scary and weird! He has a hole in his tooth.” Well, using my debate skills, I came up with a rebuttal.
Shut up, he is freaking adorable. I am sorry you enjoy watching old people die and flowers burn.

Or flowers die and old people burn. Either one works. Still, Courage is so cute. YET EUSTACE STILL ABUSES HIM. I hate Eustace. He is awful.




Yoshi is the cutest thing ever. There is no denying it. When he hops he shouts “Bum!”, in that high pitched voice of his, and it is the cutest thing ever. There is the sound he makes when he grabs things with his tongue, “Yump!”. Honestly, every sound he makes is so cute. His high pitched sounds are cute. He is cute.





3 responses

4 11 2010
Trevor Mitchell

Come here, raaaht.

4 11 2010
Emily Dowdle

Jimmy, you write articles? Thought you just got drunk?

7 11 2010
James Fischer

I don’t get drunk. I revel in my dark and depressing thoughts sober.

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