First Impressions of Okamiden! (From an Okami Nerd)

Dear all those who are reading this: If you have looked at any of my other blog posts (If you haven’t, read them now you ass), you would know that I am in love with Okami. Okami is my favorite game. Ever. So when the news came that there was going to be a sequel, I don’t think I’ve ever been more excited. I rushed right to the nearest Game Stop to preorder me a copy of Okamiden. The following article will be a smidgen of my opinion on the game; the full review will come later. Here is my first impression of Okamiden, straight from an Okami addict.

Top 5 Video Game Soundtracks

Adorable!!

Well hello, readers! We all have those video games where the music is incredibly catchy, and just sticks with us, right? Well I know I do. And I can confirm that I have around 530 tracks on my iPod from various video game soundtracks. From Zelda to Silent Hill, I tell you what the best are!

True Grit-Written by Charles Portis. (Also: The Film!)

“The wicked flee when none purseuth.”

Mattie Ross, a young girl of only 14 goes in search of the man who shot her father down in the small Arkansas town of Fort Smith. With characters such as rooster Cogburn and the Texas Ranger LaBoeuf,  I cannot give enough praise to this novel. Please read on, reader!

Music Recommendation: Codeine Velvet Club (And My Man Crush On Jon Fratelli).

Hey. Are you Jon Fratelli? No? Then shut up and read!

Some of you may be saying Jon Fratelli? Is he the guy who invented the turnip? Or you may be asking; Jimmy, could you not think of a Mexican dish that sounded like Fratelli so you chose “turnip”? The answer to both questions is no! Jon Fratelli, who was born John Lawler (LAWL!), is the lead singer of the Fratellis, and now the lead singer of Codeine Velvet Club. Meet me after the jump for more on Codeine Velvet Club and the sexy Jon Fratelli!

Fallout: New Vegas-My Top 5 Guns!

Hello Fallout fans! I have been playing New Vegas nonstop recently. Among discovering every location in the game, I have also spent my time collecting a large arsenal of good and customized weapons. Even though the energy weapons are fun, it’s difficult to buy enough ammo for the energy weapons when the entire Van Graff family is dead. I have pretty much every gun in the game, so I know me some guns. I may have Maria, but I still don’t have a girlfriend. Meet me after the jump to read more of my nerdgasm!

The Best of 2010!

Remember this? No? Read this.

Remember 2010? You might not after your drunken debauchery which ushered in the new year. I’m here to help you rejog your memory, with the best of 2010 list!

Five of the Worst Fanfics On the Internet.

Hello, chiiiildren! If you aren’t aware, fanfic stands for “fanfiction”. Fanfiction is when somebody takes a plot/characters of a video game, movie, etc, and writes a new story based on that. Some of these are actually very well written, but there are many that are just horrible. Read on to learn more about 5 of the worst facnfictions.

The 5 Most Beautiful Video Games Ever Created.

Picture Unrelated: The beautiful, yet "special" Rita, from Arrested Development.

Welcome, readers! Today I will discuss the 5 most aesthetically pleasing video games that I have ever played. We all want games that are pleasing to the eye, right? Read on for beautiful women and beautiful games!

Music Suggestion: State Radio.

I apologize for his hair being better than yours.

State Radio is an alternative-ska-whosamacallit. Do you really care about their genre? Seeing as their genre doesn’t really matter, because they are just an amazing band. Meet me after the jump to listen to someone that sounds better than you!

The Nintendo 3DS: Hopefully Better Than Avatar.

The look of the 3DS.

The 3DS. Mystery, intrigue, 3D. The 3DS is the soon-to-be new system Nintendo is producing. Fully equipped to give players a 3D gaming experience, it could just be the next biggest thing in gaming. Meet me after the jump for more info!